As of today, September 18th, I can proudly say I am one year self-harm free.

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Sammy tagged it as: recovery, personal,

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

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purepopfornowpeople:

Time is a flat circle.

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landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

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cakeandrevolution:

Bottom line: If you oppose raising the minimum wage you’re saying that some people don’t deserve to be able to feed and shelter themselves and you’re trash.

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katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

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notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

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bosxe:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE

This is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.
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willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

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Sammy tagged it as: badum tsss, puns, gotg,

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

image

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littleredrin:

people not in CA: ‘september is the start of autumn! it’s so nice, it’s chilly and i can wear sweaters/drink hot beverages while watching the leaves turn red/orange/whatever!’

me:
image

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Sammy tagged it as: let the floridians join you,

aro-ace-wonderwoman:

I swear a lot of people would be less confused about their sexual orientation if they knew that romantic orientations were also a thing.

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wrathiaa:

how dare you come into my house and disrespect my stuffed animals,

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ammit420:

*lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor

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