As of today, September 18th, I can proudly say I am one year self-harm free.
I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me
cashier: that’ll be $4.20
Bottom line: If you oppose raising the minimum wage you’re saying that some people don’t deserve to be able to feed and shelter themselves and you’re trash.
Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words
*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable
LITERALLY MY FAVORITEThis is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
people not in CA: ‘september is the start of autumn! it’s so nice, it’s chilly and i can wear sweaters/drink hot beverages while watching the leaves turn red/orange/whatever!’
I swear a lot of people would be less confused about their sexual orientation if they knew that romantic orientations were also a thing.