creepwalking:

This fucking kills me every time!

It killed him too

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spirallus:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

I guess this is exactly the function of a rubber duck…

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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: Literally every single bird

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wrrench:

nash-grier:

Everyone has a right to their opinion.

Mine is that you’re a dickhead that should be blasted into the sun, man I love sharing opinions.

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Sammy tagged it as: black widow,

vvhatserface:

dorkvader:

neon-casket:

this cat is chubby halloween

THIS CAT HAS THE EYES OF SAURON

KIITTY TONGE KITTY TONEUG KTTY TONGUE

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robotsatthedisco:

neveragoodtimeforgoodbye:

shorttfuse:

THIS IS MAKING ME REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE

THIS ISN’T OKAY

i like it lets make it official

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becausebirds:

DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?

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In this night and in this hour, I call upon the ancient powers. Bring your power to we sisters three, we want the power, give us the power.

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Sammy tagged it as: charmed,

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

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bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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That font was a poor choice honey

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ofools:

lumpenspaceproletariat:

dearnonacepeople:

knight-of-antioch:

If you’re Christian I hope you don’t believe asexuality exists because you are implying you and/or others are immune from sinful lust, which is applying divine properties to humans and therefore defying crucial theological principles.

It’s just in asexuals actually have divine properties 

lmao oh my goodness

finally the recognition i deserve, the godly kind

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"I am excited to see a generation of women who will raise their boys to be good rather than their girls to be scared."


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tashabilities:

Say it, please

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